NEW YORK POST
It’s not the size of the protest – it’s what you do with it.
Dozens of men have taken to the streets for a “Small Dong March” trying to end the so-called “shame” associated with having an undersized penis.
The rally took place Saturday in Downtown Los Angeles and was organized by YouTube stars Chad and JT.
‘Some people are embarrassed to show up. If you have a little dong, the truth will come out. So own that truth, ”the organizers pleaded while promoting the penis protest on Twitter.
Activists gathered in the area at 10 – even if the length (and perimeter) of the march was not published online.
Participants paraded through the streets, waving eye-catching posters and singing in chorus.
All dongs are created equal! ” exclaimed a participant’s sign.
Others held up homemade posters claiming Tucker Carlson has a small penis
Not surprisingly, several signs were of a rough nature, including one that read, “My dong is not a choking hazard.”
Several protesters insisted they were simply participating in the march as “allies”, claiming they were in fact gifted. A number of women are also taking to the streets to support the cause.
A startled passerby recorded footage of the protest and shared it on TikTok.
The video featured passionate contestants singing “Motion of the ocean!” when they came through LA’s Downtown area.
“This is my kind of movement,” one laughed, while another dryly remarked, “People are really protesting anything these days.”
Although men with less than average pendants may be exposed to some shame, it is not all bad news.
Last year, a OnlyBuy survey showed that the largest employees tend to have the smallest penises.