“You know, the country is getting crazier by the minute,” Jimmy Kimmel said Tuesday night. He could have referred to any number of ridiculous developments, but he specifically wanted to talk about hundreds of “QAnon nuts” gathered in Dallas, Texas, to “witness the triumphant return of John F. Kennedy Jr., as you may remember is dead. “
“But these people think he did not actually die, but has worked as Donald Trump’s secret agent to put him in power,” the host continued late in the evening. “Too real.”
After showing footage of the audience eagerly awaiting the “big revelation”, Kimmel laughed out loud and said, “You will find it hard to believe: He did not show up. Can you imagine how rude it is? All those people thought JFK Jr. came to see them in Dallas! And even if he did, do you think he would be on your side ?! ”
Kimmel noticed that “some of these bananas” also predicted John F. Kennedy Sr., who would be 104 years old today, returned: “Why not also bring Abraham Lincoln back while we’re running?”
“So none of JFK showed up, but instead of saying, ‘OK, we were wrong, this is crazy,’ they immediately came up with a new prediction, claiming that Kennedy’s and other ‘deceased’ celebrities will show himself at a Rolling Stones concert in Dallas later tonight, “he added.” So I guess Charlie Watts is back with the band, I do not know! “
And speaking of QAnon, Kimmel also used part of his monologue to go after rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA), “the genius of Georgia,” who yesterday was “not fined but four times more for refusing to wear a mask on the floor of the house.”
“Clan Mom has been fined 20 times now for not wearing a mask, $ 48,000 in fines, which is a lot of Truck Nutz,” he added. “Can we please just fast forward to the part where she’s thrown out of Congress, her husband leaves her for a man, and she’s starting dating Pete Davidson, please?”
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